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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Of course, we all know the word… “puta.” And I don’t think so that no one knows it because every one do used it. Some people used them as their expression, and some used them to call other people with a bad impression. In our modern world, “puta” is commonly referred to prostitutes, but then most people used them as if they are only normal names and expressions. Frankly, even I used them for some reasons and mind yah, this word is one of my favorite utterances especially when I get mad, hahaha. It’s really normal I guess. Jose Pete wrote something that really amuses me. I’ve read this poem way back and I want to share it here with yah. It says something about the “puta” and what actually happens to “puta’s.”     

 

 

 

 

 

It literally happens....

 

 

Lahat ng Hindi Ko Kailangang Malaman, Natutunan Ko sa Pelikulang For Adults Only
ni Jose Pete F. Lacaba


Marumi ang pulitiko, pero malinis ang budhi
ng puta.

Ipokrito ang pari, pero may ginintuang puso
ang puta.

Nagpapaaral ng kapatid na magpapari
ang puta.

Namumutiktik sa putang ina at anak ng puta ang malaswang bibig
ng puta.

Nalululong sa droga ang anak
ng puta.

Ayaw ng putang ina na ang anak niyang babae'y masadlak
sa pagpuputa.

Ang unang tikim sa luto ng Diyos ay ipinapatikim
ng puta.

Bukas ang simbahan kahit madaling-araw tuwing magdadasal
ang puta.

Nagbubulungan ang mga manang na nakakasalubong
ng puta.

Ginahasa ng tiyuhin ang puta kung kaya siya
nagputa.

Talak ng kahirapan kung kaya nagputa
ang puta.

Hindi nagpapahalik sa labi
ang puta.

Kapwa puta ang mga kabarkada
ng puta.

Magandang lalaki ang nag-aalay ng tapat na pag-ibig
sa puta.

Masungit na ina ng magandang lalaki ang nag-aalok ng pera para lumayo
ang puta.

Kung binabaril ang bidang lalaki, yumayakap at tinatamaan
ang puta.

Tanging kamatayan ang tutubos at magpapatawad sa kaputahan
ng puta.

Sigaw ng puta: Pare-pareho naman tayong
puta!

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Actually it's a cake!

 I want this lady bug cake on my birthday. hmmmm... with choco inside, hahaha!

 yummy.......

 

 

 

My precious PANDA

 

panda

I have had a lot of friends… But one of the best friends that I always treasure is

M e c h e i l. Though I hate this name because of my ex-boyfriend’s ex before who quarreled me for some stupid freakin’ reasons, well, I’ve come to love her in some other ways. I used to call her panda and I’m her pig. We jive on so many things especially to non-sense things. We laugh so much and exchange some stupid ideas and laugh on it. We make extreme stories with crazy characters, hahaha… I’ve got no dull moments with her, that’s why I love her. But she too goes on serious things especially when she saw me cryin’ because I’m heart broken. She makes things easier for me. Though she can’t express her comfort on some things, it’s enough for me that I have her in a day to make me smile. I’m thankful I have a panda like her, and I’m going to keep this panda forever in my life.

 

 

Oh! It’s her birthday on the 17th of May! And I’m giving her the most delicious bamboo, hahahah! Mwah!

 

 

 

I love you pands!!!! Happy Birthday!

 

 

Alak pa!

 

 

 

your lucky bamboo

 

 

and of course, alak!

 

 

 oh! birthday won't be complete without this! mwahks!

 

 

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